Over the past 20 years, I’ve probably designed close to 1,000 business cards. Now this guy comes along and shows me the proper way: spend 20 years designing one card! But it does show: Die-cut, embossed, foil stamp plus a bonus pop-up – stellar! And he comes across with such warmth and compassion. And hurling “Strathmore” as an insult, priceless.

Now this card is impressive: